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Do I really need to know what Eluid here did in order to post him? I would say no, because he looks like a bad ass pirate.

Honestly, this is one of the only cases where I think a pirate could beat a ninja, because this pirate has a sweet ’stach, an eye patch and he probably owns a parrot. Hell, maybe he stole his from the ninja’s kid, what do I know?

On a non-pirate side note, thanks to everyone who has stuck around through my inconsistent posting. I’m learning first hand that children are extremely time consuming.

Tyler Hattabaugh is on top of the world. He was also in jail, but who cares, good times, woooooooo.

The cops in Ada County, Idaho probably saw him driving around, all bugged out looking, and decided to have a little chat with him.

While he doesn’t hold a candle to Matthew Gibeault, he certainly does looked pretty ripped.

Shaun Russell was arrested for malicious injury to property in Ada County, Idaho. You can injure property?

Nathan Weir was in Ada County, Idaho. Honestly, I’m probably going to burn in hell for posting this.

I’ve been a slacker lately and haven’t been posting as much as usual. Hopefully, Nathan here will make up for my lack of effort.

Michael Todden was arrested after his victim, Pamela Melton, told police on Sunday morning that she’d been held against her will, beaten for hours and given no food or drink.

Police said when they arrived to the scene Todden was covered in blood and Melton was sobbing. Todden reportedly was upset because he couldn’t find his cocaine.

He had been punching Melton and cutting himself. Officers said he smashed a broken coffee cup into his own face.

I need some of that.

You can read the whole story here.

Thaddeus McFall is looking at…er…you? He was also arrested for failing to appear in court.

Leon Hector was arrested for DUI in Idaho. I’m freaking out, man

Bill Baldwin was arrested for driving under the influence in Ada County, Idaho. I imagine “I’m not drunk. That’s like your opinion….man” may have been part of his conversation with police.