Robert Marcum is a great teacher. Instead of just “running away” from the burning building, he taught me to stand in the building I was trying to burn to ensure I brought my skin to a nice crispy finish.
Or, if I couldn’t stick around, he always recommended I just douse myself in gasoline and light a smoke. Man, does that ever work well.
You know, not every mug shot has leaves me speechless. Take God for instance. His mug is ordinary, just a plain old guy. But lets delve further into why I’m posting him.
First, who names their child God? I mean, really? You couldn’t come up with something a bit less…holy? To top it off, his middle name is Lucky. Thus far, we have the magical lord of shitty tasting Irish themed breakfast cereal as a compelling reason to post him.
Second, he was busted for selling cocaine near a church. The irony, it’s so awesome I can’t put it into words.
You can read more about his attempt to get the crackheads in the church here.
Hey kids, I’m back! After a long delay, I present to you Cheryl Bohanan. Cheryl is 5′7″, 170lbs and she’s fucking taken.
Conrad Baum was arrested for attempted murder in Hillsborough County, FL. Needless to say, he probably won’t be out on bond for many a year…
You can see other dumb shirts by clicking the link.
Kyle Porter assaulted somebody, and they must have assaulted him back. Or maybe he got hit with a brick by a passerby.
Michael Collins surprisingly wasn’t arrested for getting beat up; instead he was popped for driving without a valid license.
Whoa there Melanie Dibello. You’ve been arrested for domestic battery.
The very happy Melissa Rickman was arrested for DUI in Hillsborough County FL.
