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I’ve never really understood the point of flexing in a photo, especially when you kind of look like Mr. Clean.

See, when you’re bald and try to look tough, you immediately get compared to Mr. Clean. But Mr. Clean is a badass. He’s bald, buff as shit, and he has the power to leave my floors with a glossy shine without too strong of a scent.

Can you do that Mr. Peralta? Fuck no you can’t, because you’re not Mr. Clean. You can, however, get arrested for being intoxicated and disruptive.

Meet Henry Earl. You’ve probably heard of him, but as of this writing he has been arrested 987 times, mostly for being drunk in public I believe. According to the website “What’s up with Henry Earl”, he has spent 238.59 days per year in jail over the last 13 years. So cheers to you, o’ Sultan of Shitface.

Here’s a SHOCKER. Kevin Woods was arrested for DUI somewhere up in Minnesota. Two thumbs up for good driving.

Thanks to JJ for the tip.

Marti Ottley got into a fight with a car and lost while driving drunk in Hillsborough County, FL.

Florida, eat your heart out. Georgia is slowly becoming my favorite spot for mugs. Today I bring you Pedro Rosas, who was arrested for public intoxication.

Psst…Pedro. Your barber missed a spot.

Bill Baldwin was arrested for driving under the influence in Ada County, Idaho. I imagine “I’m not drunk. That’s like your opinion….man” may have been part of his conversation with police.

Beckie Melson was arrested for driving under the influence (of oxygen?) in Hillsborough County, Florida. Must have been a long, hard walk from the bar stool to the car.

William Byrd was arrested for (not suprisingly) DUI in Hillsborough County, Florida.