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You know, not every mug shot has leaves me speechless. Take God for instance. His mug is ordinary, just a plain old guy. But lets delve further into why I’m posting him.

First, who names their child God? I mean, really? You couldn’t come up with something a bit less…holy? To top it off, his middle name is Lucky. Thus far, we have the magical lord of shitty tasting Irish themed breakfast cereal as a compelling reason to post him.

Second, he was busted for selling cocaine near a church. The irony, it’s so awesome I can’t put it into words.

You can read more about his attempt to get the crackheads in the church here.

Michael Todden was arrested after his victim, Pamela Melton, told police on Sunday morning that she’d been held against her will, beaten for hours and given no food or drink.

Police said when they arrived to the scene Todden was covered in blood and Melton was sobbing. Todden reportedly was upset because he couldn’t find his cocaine.

He had been punching Melton and cutting himself. Officers said he smashed a broken coffee cup into his own face.

I need some of that.

You can read the whole story here.

Dennis Colbe was arrested for possession of cocaine, among other things, in Pinellas County, Florida.

According to his arrest report, the dent on his forehead was caused by a golf club.

Fore!

Destiny Armstead was arrested for possession of cocaine in Hillsborough County, Florida.

Melissa Corolla was arrested for prostitution and possession of crack cocaine in Pinellas County, Florida.

Patricia Born was arrested for possession of cocaine.

Rosa Maria Perez was arrested for possession of cocaine and threatening a witness.

Monica Crook was arrested for possession of marijuana and cocaine.