Alexis Gadson: Some crime I can’t remember (5/20/2008)
May.20, 2008 in
bad hair day, florida
Alexis Gadson commited a crime. Which crime, I can’t remember. I’ve been mesmerized by her power hair, which I can only describe as awesome.
Entries Tagged ‘bad hair day’
Dimas Buendia-Santos: Gang Activity (5/8/2008)
May.08, 2008 in
bad hair day, georgia
Dimas Buendia-Santos and his powerful hair gang we’re arrested and charged with gang activity in Georgia.
Edward Martinfernandez: Driving Under the Influence (5/3/2008)
May.03, 2008 in
bad hair day, dui, florida
He’s back, and he looks exactly the same. Edward Martinfernandez, who you may remember for driving without a valid license, was arrested for DUI in Hillsborough County, Florida.
Terrance Gaultney: Theft (4/28/2008)
It must be 80’s week here at MSDJ, because we have another relic from the era of shoulder pads.
Terrance Gaultney, who looks like he’s in a Duran Duran cover band, was arrested in Georgia for theft. Totally tubular, bro.
Shawn Kennedy: Aggravated Assault (4/28/2008)
Apr.28, 2008 in
aggravated assault, florida
Shawn Kennedy was arrested for aggravated assault. I imagine Shawn may be a fan of Twisted Sister.
Pedro Rosas: Public Intoxication (4/25/2008)
Apr.25, 2008 in
georgia, public intoxication
Florida, eat your heart out. Georgia is slowly becoming my favorite spot for mugs. Today I bring you Pedro Rosas, who was arrested for public intoxication.
Psst…Pedro. Your barber missed a spot.
Barron Asher: Loitering (4/23/2008)
Apr.23, 2008 in
bad hair day, florida
Barron Asher was arrested for assaulting us with his hair. In the words of Daniel, who sent this gem to me (thanks again David!), every girl wants to bring him home to mom and dad.
Charles Cellan: Probation Violation (4/22/2008)
Apr.22, 2008 in
idaho, probation violation
Charles Cellan was arrested for violating his probation. He, and his hair, are quite angry.
