Keyon Mobley: Domestic Battery (4/16/2008)
Keyon Mobley was arrested for domestic battery, presumably on a light socket.
Marie Beaugregard: Violation of Probation (4/16/2008)
Marie Beaugregard was arrested for violating her probation in Hernando County, FL. No word is she is related to William Colvin.
Stephanie Ragusa: Lewd and Lascivious Battery (4/16/2008)
Stephanie Ragusa, a middle school teacher in Tampa, was arrested again yesterday for having sex with a minor. You may remember last month she was arrested for the same thing.
You can read more about Ragusa’s arrest here.
Jon Paul Matterson: Driving Under the Influence (4/16/2008)
While watching the Oddball segment of Countdown today (which we were featured on), Keith Olbermann reminded me that there is someone special missing from my list. So without further adieu, I present a guy who enjoys midget porn. I know I do.
Maria Diaz: Trespassing (4/15/2008)
Awesome. Maria Diaz was arrested for trespassing. I mean, it’s not like trespassing is a crime is it? Isn’t the world ours/mine? The beach belongs to me and the whales right? Damn.
Casey Johnson-Peterson: Grand Theft (4/15/2008)
Casey Johnson-Peterson is sad. He is sad because he was arrested for grand theft in Ada County, Idaho.
Joanne Shaffer: Prostitution (4/15/2008)
Joanne Shaffer was arrested for prostitution in Tampa. I can’t think of a better way to spend my tax return.
Mitchell Diller: Battery on a Law Enforcement Officer (4/14/2008)
Mitchell Diller was arrested for assaulting a police officer.
