Worst Arsonist Ever

Robert Marcum is a great teacher. Instead of just “running away” from the burning building, he taught me to stand in the building I was trying to burn to ensure I brought my skin to a nice crispy finish.

Or, if I couldn’t stick around, he always recommended I just douse myself in gasoline and light a smoke. Man, does that ever work well.

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