God: Delivery of Cocaine
Jun.23, 2008 in
florida, possession of cocaine
You know, not every mug shot has leaves me speechless. Take God for instance. His mug is ordinary, just a plain old guy. But lets delve further into why I’m posting him.
First, who names their child God? I mean, really? You couldn’t come up with something a bit less…holy? To top it off, his middle name is Lucky. Thus far, we have the magical lord of shitty tasting Irish themed breakfast cereal as a compelling reason to post him.
Second, he was busted for selling cocaine near a church. The irony, it’s so awesome I can’t put it into words.
You can read more about his attempt to get the crackheads in the church here.
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