Conrad Baum was arrested for attempted murder in Hillsborough County, FL. Needless to say, he probably won’t be out on bond for many a year…
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Sonia Perry was surprisingly not arrested for huffing or eating glue, but for sexually assaulting a 12-year-old boy in New Castle, Indiana.
According to police, she held a 12-year-old boy against his will inside an apartment and sexually assaulted his 14-year-old brother. You can read more about the incident here.
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While watching the Oddball segment of Countdown today (which we were featured on), Keith Olbermann reminded me that there is someone special missing from my list. So without further adieu, I present a guy who enjoys midget porn. I know I do.
William Byrd was arrested for (not suprisingly) DUI in Hillsborough County, Florida.
Justin Jerde was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon in Hillsborough County, Florida.
Stupidity may not be a crime, but assault with a deadly weapon certainly is.
Shantill White was arrested for prostitution in Hillsborough County, Florida.
Joshua Warney was arrested for driving with a suspended or revoked license in Florida.
