Beckie Melson: Driving Under the Influence (4/21/2008)

Beckie Melson was arrested for driving under the influence (of oxygen?) in Hillsborough County, Florida. Must have been a long, hard walk from the bar stool to the car.

Beckie Melson was arrested for driving under the influence (of oxygen?) in Hillsborough County, Florida. Must have been a long, hard walk from the bar stool to the car.

Chadwick Dudley, who is probably a nice enough guy, looks like he is going to consume my soul. Oh yeah, he was also arrested for drunken driving in Pasco County.

While watching the Oddball segment of Countdown today (which we were featured on), Keith Olbermann reminded me that there is someone special missing from my list. So without further adieu, I present a guy who enjoys midget porn. I know I do.

Jessica Clukey was arrested for DUI and child neglect in Pasco County.

William Byrd was arrested for (not suprisingly) DUI in Hillsborough County, Florida.

Nicolette Ashton (yes, she is a man) was arrested for driving under the influence in Pasco County, Florida.

Jessica Bourbeau was arrested for driving under the influence with a child in the car.

Marilyn Hoenge, a teacher at Lewis Elementary School in Hillsborough County, was arrested for drunk driving Monday morning by the Temple Terrace Police Department.
When administered a breath-a-lizer test, Hoenge blew over a .199 and a .204, nearly three times the legal limit in Florida.
You can view her profile on the Lewis Elementary School website here.