Alexis Gadson: Some crime I can’t remember (5/20/2008)
Alexis Gadson commited a crime. Which crime, I can’t remember. I’ve been mesmerized by her power hair, which I can only describe as awesome.
Alexis Gadson commited a crime. Which crime, I can’t remember. I’ve been mesmerized by her power hair, which I can only describe as awesome.
Dimas Buendia-Santos and his powerful hair gang we’re arrested and charged with gang activity in Georgia.
He’s back, and he looks exactly the same. Edward Martinfernandez, who you may remember for driving without a valid license, was arrested for DUI in Hillsborough County, Florida.

Barron Asher was arrested for assaulting us with his hair. In the words of Daniel, who sent this gem to me (thanks again David!), every girl wants to bring him home to mom and dad.

Curtis Lichter was arrested for burglary in Idaho.

Keyon Mobley was arrested for domestic battery, presumably on a light socket.

Casey Johnson-Peterson is sad. He is sad because he was arrested for grand theft in Ada County, Idaho.

Craig Ehresman was arrested for possessing an open container.