Oh, the sweet, powdered irony. Derrick Morton, D.A.R.E Role Model extraordinaire, was arrested for possession of cocaine. According to WCPO:
Derrick Morton was convicted of possessing cocaine after he pleaded guilty to the charge in Kenton County Circuit Court Monday. He was originally arrested by Elsmere Police in the incident, and the t-shirt he wore in his mug shot claimed he was a role model for the D.A.R.E. anti-drug program for youth.
Mother…of…god. I understand that men get desperate . Some guys just want a blow job. But seriously, who would have sex with some of the prostitutes you find on the street?
That is the question I’m asking after 11 people were busted in Clearwater, FL recently during a drug sweep. Something like 6 of them were soliciting for prostitution. These women (and the pimp) are awesome beyond belief.
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Robert Todd Smith was not so recently arrested in Hillsborough County, Florida for possession of marijuana.
I better watch what I say, this chick may set my face on fire with her awesome hair. Monique was arrested in Suffolk County for second degree murder.
Oh yeah. Enjoy the new theme. I’ll be hacking some shit in there over the next couple of weeks to make it even more awesometastic.
Normally I wouldn’t just link to a big slideshow of mug shots, but this one is actually decent and it comes from one of my favorite sites in Tampa, abcactionnews.com. From the article:
“One standout example is an amazing photo taken by the California Highway Patrol of Nick Nolte. Looking like a disheveled Einstein after a long night of drinking, Mr. Nolte is a far cry from the polished star we fell in love with.“
Click here to enjoy the slideshow. They used some real classics.
Friends of Kimberly Gibbs were surprised to find out she was recently arrested for hoarding mail. According to WLTX:
“Deputies found hundreds of letters they say 31-year-old U.S. postal worker Kimberly Gibbs hadn’t delivered. They apparently hadn’t been distributed in several days, but are now in the hands of their rightful owners.”
Even more surprising, deputies found a fuckload of cocaine in the house, which may explain her eyes exploding out of her face.
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Have you ever met a man you love so much that you want to tase him ’till his anus exploded? Police in Mesa, Arizona met just such a man and needless to say, he doesn’t appear to have enjoyed it.
According to KPHO in Phoenix,
Officers arrested Jack W. Blurton after they responded to a report of a man with a knife and a grenade at Groggy’s Bar in Mesa, Mesa police spokeswoman Diana Tapia said.
Blurton originally ran from the officers, and one of them caught up with him in a dirt lot, Tapia said. The two fought, and officers took the suspect into custody after deploying a Taser on him three times, Tapia said.
Word to the wise Jack. Go down after the first shot.
